Drunk girl: You're such a fucker! You can't even deny you were ignoring me tonight! Why do I go out with you? I don't see you all night and now you just turn up next to me when the bar closes so you can take me home and fuck? Who were you talking to all night in there?
Not Drunk Guy: No one. I was home sleeping until you called me to come pick you up.
Drunk Girl: Liar! I was with you all night Brian!
Not Drunk Guy: I'm Don, your husband and you can find Brian to take you home.
Heard outside Lange's
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