For A Taco???

Drunk girl #1: Let's go to Taco Bell, I'm dying for a taco.
Drunk girl #2: I hate Taco Bell. The grease dries up all the alcohol and then I have to start drinking again.
Drunk girl #1: Oh, I didn't know that. Let's just get Greg to buy us the Taco Bell. then he can pay for the new booze too.
Drunk girl #2: Ok, but you'll have to sleep with him tonight. I did it last time.
Drunk girl #1: That's fair, ok.

Heard in front of Mystic Celt