Little Boy: I want ice cream!
Mom: You can't have ice cream. Stop asking.
Little Boy (starting to scream): I want ice cream! Why can't I have ice cream?
Mom: Because that fat guy there ate it all. There's no more ice cream in the world.
Little Boy: Fat people are assholes.
Mom: Yeah they are, but don't ever say that word in front of them, they don't like it.
Heard on Southport and Cornelia
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