Cop: You need to move your car sir.
Drunk guy: I can't move my car officer.
Cop: Is there something wrong with it?
Drunk guy: No, it's fine, but the minute I put the key in you'll arrest me for a DUI.
Cop: Sir, you are aware that the car is running right?
Heard outside Mystic Celt
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